Mike Pearson's Adventures on a Pale Blue Dot

Rumours and stories about rumours. In the Occupied Territory Formerly Known as " Quebec", a Resistance Movement is born. French speaking resistance fighters have made an alliance with the Indian Nations of the Quebec territory. Leaders of the Mohawk nation, Algonquin and Cree Nations are combining forces with other Indian peoples scattered across the territory. The sole purpose of the Alliance is to push the American invaders out of the Homeland. The New French Resistance and the Indian Warrior Nation are using modern guerilla warfare tactics to inflict damage and casualties on the invaders. All electronic communication is banned by the Resistance, with the exception of decoy radio and cellphone messages. Communication is either face to face away from the prying electronic eyes of drones and satellites, or via graffiti messages on train cars and factory walls. The New French Resistance in partnership with the Indian Warrior Nation has secretly developed a plug and play remote...

As our all wise and all seeing Emperor Trump predicted, Greenland was indeed poorly protected by its Danish patrons. This morning at 3am, the T.I.A. ( Trump Intelligence Agency) launched a drone and space based weapon attack on the Pittuffic Base in Northwest Greenland. The military installation was completely destroyed and early spy satellite estimates show all inhabitants to be killed in action or missing in action. Emperor Trump went live on the Trump News Network to announce the successful mission. The Emperor also announced that starting today the New Greenland Territory will have 24 hour aerial patrols by B-52 and B-1 aircraft. Aerial refueling by the Empire Air Force tankers and repurposed ( seized) refueling air tankers from the former Europe will provide 24/ 365 cover for the new Territory of the Empire. The Trump Naval Systems Fleet will provide round the clock naval patrols and blockade all commercial freighter traffic in the North Atlantic. Today, the Empire is Safe and Str...

Emperor Fireworks show and Other News. Emperor Trump and Viceroy Vladimir enjoyed a special holiday fireworks show together this past weekend. The Special Entertainment Bureau launched Mars mission rockets, and science satellite rockets at the same time and crashed them together several miles offshore from the South Florida Imperial Trump Palazzo. This produced spectacular flames, sparks and smoke trails that provided much delight to the hard working leadership of our Great Trump Empire. Earlier in the week our magnificent and all seeing leader deemed all space exploration ( manned or unmanned) to be a futile and childish waste of money and talent. All NASA and JPL ( Jet Propulsion Laboratory) staff, scientists and engineers will be transfered to the Trump Real Estate Development Corporation. In their new roles, they will be designing glorious new Trump branded cities, golf courses and penal colonies. The ex-Trillionaire, Mr Musk will continue to run a special projects space company fo...

Great success on all fronts. Success like nobody has ever seen before. Truly amazing ratings across the board. The failed state that was Canada, that underperforming, underutilized lump of land that Emperor Trump has recently acquired, is quickly becoming a crown jewel asset to the Greater American Empire. Emperor Trump has purchased the full service and sworn allegiance of the Canadian federal police previously known as the RCMP, and all the government security services for an all cash deal. Chancellor Vance told the Trump Truth Media Corporation that the purchase cost the Lower America fiefdom absolutely zero Petro dollars because of the financial genius of Emperor Trump. His Eminence used repurposed cash from the recently liberated Ontario Teachers Pension Plan to purchase the RCMP and security services.  Emperor Trump delivered 25 billion dollars in newly printed Trumpistan cash to the  Cold Lake Alberta military base. ( Trump Asset Management Agency took a 32 billion doll...

Welcome to Upper Trumpistan, the fully ceded, subjugated and corrugated colony formerly known as the failed socialist liberal experiment, Canada. The mostly peasant population now joyfully pays tribute of 30% of the GDP to the Superior Trumpisian Bank Fund. This tribute package includes fully monitored and throttled WiFi, but healthcare is extra at the going rate of the hour via Trump-RFK Health Systems Lottery International. The Trumpistani population has never had it so good! The Trump Street Stock Market is taking bets on which ex- provincial territory can race to provide the largest cash tribute to the Kingdom of Emperor Trump ( patent pending, copyright registered in holding company territory of Donizvuela.) The ex-province territory that comes in last in the race for cash tribute will be depopulated and their assets will be reassigned because they are losers. Details will be announced on the Trump Network for Absolute Truth. In Up...

This is Labour Day. September 1 2025.  Sam Fitzpatrick died on a Kiewit project 6035 days  ago. Sam was working at a Peter Kiewit and Sons project at Toba Inlet. British Columbia, Canada. He was 24 years old when he was crushed to death by a falling rock on very steep terrain. Direct quote from a 2012 WorkSafeBC report.  [ which conveniently omits the two excavators working above Sam. ] "The firm's worker was fatally struck by a rock estimated to be over 1.5m [5ft] in diameter. The rock rolled downhill towards the young worker as he was hand drilling a boulder to prepare it for blasting. The firm allowed work to proceed without first clearing loose material uphill that had the potential to dislodge and inflict injury. Unstable material at the worksite had been repeatedly identified in the risk assessments. The firm failed to provide it's workers with adequate instruction and training for the land clearing work. It also failed to ensure effective supervision at the worksit...