Mike Pearson's Adventures on a Pale Blue Dot

Running in Circles and Meeting Yourself Again  Lanky Pete was really enjoying the warm detached feeling that those two little white pills provided.  As he stood up beside his bed, a bit hesitant, a tad wobbly, all the pain in his body got real small and distant. The inside of the doctor's house made Lanky feel like he was still asleep and dreaming of magical and impossible places. A clean bed, a clean and tidy room. A washed bowl with hot stew. Napkins! Of all things. Lanky never knew anybody that had…or used clean white napkins at meal time.  Mostly he was used to using his t-shirt to mop up stray bits of food from his chin. There was no dirt on the floor, the paint on the walls wasn't peeling, this was all too weird and unusual. Lanky could hear that the Doc and his wife were in the next room watching some sort of talent show on TV.  Lanky could smell the doctor's pipe smoke, and heard low murmurs of quiet conversation. Lanky calculated that there was something ser...

No Bang, No Glory Inside the bootlegger's house, the morning rain crashed down on the rusty tin roof. The old man was in his usual chair, facing the front, reading a two day old newspaper. Mama was in the kitchen doing breakfast dishes. Her other task was to make sure the Old Man always had of full cup of coffee mixed 50/50 with cheap rot gut booze. Both of them had awful hangovers from last night's party with David Lee Royce. As Mama washed a crusty plate, and the Old Man pretended he was reading the business news… they both dreamed of a new life …one full of wealth and power. David Lee Royce had brought the promise of all this with his proposed business arrangement. Mama conjured up thoughts of new clothes, some paint for out on the porch, and a hired hand to help around the house. Mama liked to buildup the daydream of shopping in downtown Beetlebottom. With her new cash income and cachet, people would stop and take notice.  The butcher would just offer the best cuts of pork ...

Do You Have a Bathroom I Could Use It was about 6:45 am when Destiny finished her breakfast and coffee. Lilli never did come around to offer a refill, though she seemed to keep the other customers cups full enough. The snide remarks and comments from the diner patrons became white noise while Destiny planned her next few steps. She kept a cautious eye on the road, looking for any sign that David Lee Royce was up and about…looking for her. Hunting for her. Destiny got up from her booth and moved towards Lilli and the cash register. She purposely met the stares of the men, plus the rubber neck gawking of Always Right Rose and Paula Pissypants. “ How much do I owe you?” Destiny inquired. Lilli for her part, was by far the most attractive woman in Beetlebottom. Lilli had the full attention of every adult male that had a heartbeat.  Other women knew that their men thought that Lilli was the greatest thing they had ever seen. Men that didn't like coffee, would go to the HazBean Cafe, to ...

Tick Tock Clocks and Feverish Dreams Lanky Pete woke up from a feverish dream, screaming and trying to get away from a dragon that was ripping at his back with its giant pointy  claws, and then circling around to breathe fire at him from the front.  The dragon had the face of Monty Johnson, the school principal that gave Lanky and Slim Jim a whooping yesterday. As the dragon attacked Lanky from all, sides, the face of Monty was speaking to him in a language he had never heard before. Lanky felt deep down, down at the bone level, that the Monty faced monster was trying to convey the most important message that L anky would ever receive. It seemed to have the form of a warning, the most serious, life altering string of words that human ears could possibly absorb.  And Lanky Pete couldn't understand one single syllable of the extremely important Monty dragon monster message. Lanky Pete heard himself screaming in pain, as he tried to rise upwards from a thick and sticky fog. ...