Update from the Front lines of the Trumpistan Empire
The Saviour of the modern world, Emperor Donald J Trump has been in high level meetings with managers of his ever bigly expanding conquered lands and oceans. These meetings have prevented His Greatness from making his usual public appearances and glorious utterances. The Emperor himself assures all the faithful that Everything Is Going According To Plan. To calm and pacify the masses of well wishers, His Greatness has duly authorized his image to be projected every 15 minutes on every screen that exists in the Trumpistan Empire. A pre-recorded message will provide guidance and stimulation to the Ever Faithful. News from the back channels of The Resistance. We can't verify any of these reports that have leaked in from various sources around the world. All electronic communications on the planet are monitored by Trumpistan Security and Surveillance Services Corporation. ( see your daily Trumpistan tax assessment to view your contribution to this Safety and Securit...