News of the Most Glorious Empire Issue 3
Emperor Fireworks show and Other News. Emperor Trump and Viceroy Vladimir enjoyed a special holiday fireworks show together this past weekend. The Special Entertainment Bureau launched Mars mission rockets, and science satellite rockets at the same time and crashed them together several miles offshore from the South Florida Imperial Trump Palazzo. This produced spectacular flames, sparks and smoke trails that provided much delight to the hard working leadership of our Great Trump Empire. Earlier in the week our magnificent and all seeing leader deemed all space exploration ( manned or unmanned) to be a futile and childish waste of money and talent. All NASA and JPL ( Jet Propulsion Laboratory) staff, scientists and engineers will be transfered to the Trump Real Estate Development Corporation. In their new roles, they will be designing glorious new Trump branded cities, golf courses and penal colonies. The ex-Trillionaire, Mr Musk will continue to run a special projects space company fo...