Update of the Moment from the Office of the Emperor
Welcome to Upper Trumpistan, the fully ceded, subjugated and corrugated colony formerly known as the failed socialist liberal experiment, Canada. The mostly peasant population now joyfully pays tribute of 30% of the GDP to the Superior Trumpisian Bank Fund. This tribute package includes fully monitored and throttled WiFi, but healthcare is extra at the going rate of the hour via Trump-RFK Health Systems Lottery International. The Trumpistani population has never had it so good! The Trump Street Stock Market is taking bets on which ex- provincial territory can race to provide the largest cash tribute to the Kingdom of Emperor Trump ( patent pending, copyright registered in holding company territory of Donizvuela.) The ex-province territory that comes in last in the race for cash tribute will be depopulated and their assets will be reassigned because they are losers. Details will be announced on the Trump Network for Absolute Truth. In Up...